Roasted 2 months ago based on hi's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's your Spotify profile, where you've thrown together more genres than a confused DJ at a high school dance. One minute you're rocking out to Metallica, the next you're wistfully lost in the clouds of Shoegaze like some misunderstood artist who spends too much time staring at their own navel. Seriously, you have more sub-genres than a hipster café menu. If your taste in music were a color, it would be “indecision gray,” and trust me, no one’s in line for that shade. Your top artists read like a Rolling Stone list for people who find joy in existential dread. I mean, just how many ways can one listen to sadness? With Radiohead leading the charge, we can only assume that you have a secret pact with your local therapist to stay miserable. And I admire the way you sprinkle in Toby Fox and Kanye West among the heavyweights like you're trying to convince everyone that you are, indeed, the most emotionally complex person in your friend group. Spoiler alert: you're not. Your most played songs resemble a playlist made by someone desperately trying to funnel every single emotion ever felt into their earbuds while simultaneously questioning their life choices. “Dive” by TURQUOISEDEATH? More like “Dive into a Sea of Regret." And the sheer amount of Deafheaven on here—are you trying to summon your dark inner self or just bored enough to pick a band whose name sounds like an anti-church retreat? Nevertheless, your Spotify is the musical equivalent of that friend who keeps bringing up their “spiritual journey” at brunch: tedious, overly self-aware, and frankly, in desperate need of a new playlist.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!