Roasted 7 months ago based on Dic's long term Spotify stats.

Dic, your Spotify profile reads like a cultural scavenger hunt gone horribly wrong. You’ve got Turkish Pop and Progressive Metal on the same playlist—great job combining genres that no one asked to hear in the same 30 seconds! It's like a buffet where every dish is cold and your only drink is lukewarm regret. Seriously, who knew “Karadeniz Folk” was the soundtrack to your daily existential crisis? At this point, you’ve basically turned music into a guessing game for people trying to figure out if your taste is adventurous or just wildly confused. And can we talk about your most played songs? I would say you need help, but I think you might be beyond saving. Why are three of your top four tracks by Jacob's Piano? Your commitment to one artist is impressive and alarming—Did Jacob accidentally kidnap you at some point? Not only is your music taste the hipster equivalent of going to the grocery store in your pajamas, but it also suggests you might have a side hustle as a melodramatic film score composer in your spare time. Life is fun, Dic; break free from those sad piano ballads once in a while! Then there's your top artists, which looks like the result of an algorithm intended to punish anyone caught trying to “expand their horizons.” I’m half-expecting to see your bio read, “Looking for someone who can handle my mix of heartbreak and Turkish anthems.” In the dating world, that’s less of a flex and more of a cringe. Seriously, when you list “manga” as a top artist, it’s clear you’re either excessively niche or single-handedly keeping Turkish music’s worst artists alive. Let's just hope your playlist isn’t an accurate representation of your dating life—otherwise, it’s time to fire your Spotify algorithm and consider therapy!

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