Roasted 7 months ago based on Raj's long term Spotify stats.

Raj, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-life crisis in a music store. With a top ten that bounces from Bollywood ballads to emo rap like a malfunctioning pinball machine, it's clear you're trying to appeal to every mood imaginable. I mean, do you need a soundtrack for your dramatic selfie, a Bollywood dance-off, or perhaps just a good cry? Let’s just admit it: you’re the human embodiment of indecision, desperately trying to be cool while living in a chaotic musical-themed sitcom. Then there's your top artists. XXXTentacion and The Smiths? That’s bold, my friend – like deciding to wear crocs to a fancy gala. It's like you’ve compiled a collection of artists that could only agree on one thing: they're all going to make you feel like you need therapy after every track. And let’s not forget Pritam, who must be wondering why you’re playing his music alongside a guy who has an existential crisis in every song. Seriously, what’s next? A concert with Death Metal and Indian Classical fusion? Someone call the music police! And your most played songs? “You Broke My Heart Again” and “I’m Only a Fool for You”?! Really, Raj? At this point, your playlist is just a cry for help wrapped in catchy hooks. It’s like you’re auditioning for a role in a rom-com about heartbreak while accidentally slipping acid into the mix. Honestly, at this rate, Spotify should give you a trophy for being the poster child for “I can’t make up my mind.” Keep this up, and you might just invent a whole new genre: "Confusion Pop."

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