Roasted 2 years ago based on nekoboi19's long term Spotify stats.
Oh, nekoboi19, where do we even begin? Your top genres read like a selection of soundtracks for a 13-year-old's emo fairy tale, but instead of magical quests, all it's doing is leading you on a one-way ticket to a midlife crisis in a glitter-infested coffee shop. “Alt Z”? Sounds like the name of a tech startup that failed before it even launched. Meanwhile, “Pink Noise” is still wondering how it got mixed into your sad little playlist. At this point, your music taste is less about vibe and more about giving future therapists all the material they’ll ever need. Let's dive into those top artists—Ashnikko, Brooke Candy, and "The Haunt"? What are you trying to accomplish here, a spooky Halloween party that never ends? I can only assume your life goal is to be the poster child for “I’m way too into my niche.” You’ve got more self-indulgent artists on your list than a TikTok influencer has skincare routines. When is it that you plan to stop curating soundtracks for an existential crisis and start embracing music made by actual adults? “Graveyardguy”? Give me a break. Is he your emotional support musician, or are you just preparing for a witchy rave funeral? And that most played song list—honestly, it's like you’re trying to soundtrack a dramatic slow-motion montage of your own social failures. “Heaven Was Full (I'm Headed Straight to Hell)”? At this rate, it sounds more like your personal theme song than a clever title. I can practically see you dancing alone in your room, holding a hairbrush like a microphone, while your neighbors slowly back away from their windows. Come on, nekoboi19, this music taste is what happens when you blend a compulsive need for attention with a refusal to grow up. Embrace reality for once and give your Spotify a shake-up; maybe throw some *actual* bangers in there.
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