Roasted 2 months ago based on nova's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Nova, your Spotify profile reads like an existential crisis set to an endless loop of hyperactive digital blips. I mean, who needs therapy when you've got "hyperpop" and "breakcore" guiding you through life’s highs and lows? Clearly, you’ve never met a sub-genre you didn’t want to cram into your playlist like a 12-year-old dumping random action figures into a backpack. "Midwest Emo" followed by "Anime"? Congratulations on achieving a new level of incoherence! It’s like you're desperately flipping through channels on a Sundays afternoon with post-festival burnout, hoping something sticks. As for your favorite artists, I can almost see you sobbing into your stack of vinyl with "Gregory and the Hawk" while trying to convince yourself that “the city mouse and the country mouse” is a deep metaphor for your social life. I mean, really, if "alt-J" and "Joji" had a love child in the basement of a nerdy coffee shop, it might produce your top ten list. Pro-tip: If your favorite artists are harder to pronounce than a Shakespearean sonnet, it might be time to branch out. Or, you know, go get a pizza and listen to some actual hits for a change—your ears might thank you! And those most played songs! "Frebeight"? More like "Fre-'who put this in my playlist'." Your music taste screams, "I wear cat ears to the grocery store," and "I think my life is a Studio Ghibli film." You might want to swap those obscure cuts for something people outside your basement would recognize. Seriously, if you’re looking to be the coolest person at the next anime convention, I hate to break it to you, but your music tastes are likely not doing you any favors. What's next, "How to Lose Friends and Alienate People With Your Spotify"?

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!