Roasted 20 days ago based on convince's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, listen up, Convince! With a playlist that reads like a therapist's worst nightmare and enough emo vibes to make a black hoodie weep, it's clear that your music taste is a cry for help that even Spotify's algorithms can't ignore. Seriously, if I had a nickel for every time I heard "misery" by jaydes, I could pay for your therapy sessions or at least cover the cost of all those overpriced artisanal coffees you drink while brooding in the corner of a coffee shop. And let's not forget that your top artist list looks more like a who's who of sad boi central; do you have a shrine for jaydes, or do you just follow him around like a lost puppy? Your genres are a beautiful disaster waiting to happen, blending Rage Rap with Slowcore like it's some sort of avant-garde performance art. Are you trying to reinvent the wheel or just convince yourself that emotional whiplash is the future of music? I mean, when your favorite song is "stop reminding me I'm human," it's pretty safe to say that your Spotify Wrapped isn’t just a recap of your year; it’s an emergency SOS signal for anyone who dares to listen! Your playlist might as well come with a therapist on speed dial because you clearly have some deep-seated issues that even Lo-Fi Indie can't drown out. And let's be real, Apple Music probably took one look at your profile and sent you a "Sorry, we can't help you" message. The way you worship at the altar of jaydes is positively alarming—are you trying to become his shadow or is it just an elaborate plan to collect enough songs to create the world’s saddest mixtape? At this rate, even your most played tracks should come with a trigger warning. So how about throwing in a few happy songs, or are you too busy wallowing in your own self-pity to let a little joy sneak into that melancholic soundscape of yours? Put simply, Convince, the only thing you should be convincing us of is that it’s time to switch it up and embrace a little sunshine!

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