Roasted 3 months ago based on ♡•°Ave°•♡'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Ave, your Spotify profile reads like a quarter-life crisis dressed in all black and crying into a used hoodie. With genres like "Emo Rap" and "Horrorcore," it’s clear you've successfully turned your emotional baggage into a full-time music library. Honestly, if your life was a playlist, it would be called "My Therapist Suggested This." You spent all night curating that soundscape of chaos, but deep down, you know it’s just a soundtrack to your sad TikTok videos. Let’s talk about your top artists — it really is as if the algorithm got stuck in an angsty teen phase. Tyler, The Creator and Billie Eilish are fine choices, but then you throw in increasingly obscure names like $uicideboy$ and Lemon Demon. What’s next, an obscure collective from the basement of your mom's house? You’re walking the tightrope between “cool music snob” and “deeply concerning adolescence,” and you’ve somehow managed to trip and faceplant on both sides. And those most played songs? "Evergreen" by Richy Mitch sounds like the perfect tune for your ramblings about how nobody understands your pain... too bad no one else has a clue who he is either. "Cold" by Chris Stapleton? Don’t make me laugh — that’s the sound of you trying to convince yourself that exploring country music is a sign of maturity. But let’s be real: you're just one listen away from blasting "Touch Myself" way too loudly in your room, and your playlist of sad boy vibes is the perfect cover. Do us all a favor and consider switching to a more mainstream vibe before we have to stage an intervention for your music taste!

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