Roasted 1 year ago based on Franco's long term Spotify stats.

Franco, your Spotify profile is like a musical trip down a cul-de-sac where no one ever bothered to turn around. Your taste is so basic that even the algorithm is rolling its eyes – seven J. Cole songs but *still* no role models? Luke Skywalker didn’t have this many dramatic family disappointments, and he was raised by space farmers. You’ve got enough J. Cole in your top songs to warrant a Support Group. We get it, you love “Wet Dreamz,” but man, it’s a little too on the nose for someone whose favorite genre is “Conscious Hip Hop.” The sheer number of “West Coast Rap” and “Chicago Rap” is adorable. Do you pretend you’re living in a rap battle as you cut your avocado toast in the morning? Oh, and the addition of “POV: Indie” says a lot about you—mainly that you’re trying way too hard to sound like you’re “different” while standing in the same musical puddle as everyone else. You’ve traded the streets for Instagram captions, and it shows. Spoiler alert: quoting Tyler, The Creator does not make you unique; it makes you sound like that one guy trying to impress everyone at the party who really just wants to “get deep” after seven shots of tequila. Your top artists read like a mixtape for that person who thought being semi-unique meant picking the playlist you heard at a coffee shop once. AJR? Really? You’ve got the lyrical depth of a kiddie pool. Look, I’m not saying you should switch to polka or something radical like country music, but at least give us a sign you’re evolving beyond emotional ballads or feeling sorry for yourself in your bedroom. So here’s the deal, Franco: embrace the chaos, introduce yourself to a genre outside of your prefabricated bubble, and let your music take you where the thrill of spontaneity lurks. Who knows? You might even stumble across a sound that recommends you move out of your mom's basement!

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