Roasted 2 months ago based on rossperros's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to the Spotify profile of Rossperros, a place where the musical taste has all the freshness of a week-old burrito. Your playlist reads like the shopping list of someone who’s way too comfortable with a mid-range haircut and a tube of pomade. You’ve got more genres than a confused teenager at a musical festival, and it looks like you just Googled “What’s popular with the kids?” and hit “Add to playlist” with zero comprehension of what you were doing. I can't decide if you’re trying to be the king of the underground or just confusedly building the soundtrack to a really chaotic road trip. Your top artists scream “I want to get hyped in my mom’s basement while wearing socks with sandals.” Drake? Sure, he’s practically the mascot of every sad boy who’s ever had his heart broken over text. Travis Scott? I bet you think “Sicko Mode” is a philosophy on life. And don’t even get me started on your affinity for Lil' everything, which makes it look like you think rappers are like Pokémon—you just gotta catch 'em all! Seriously, have you ever thought about branching out? You might stumble upon some real music instead of whatever obscurity BabyChiefDoit is serving up. And let’s talk about your most played songs, shall we? I haven’t seen such an impressive collection of “who?” since my last trip to the clearance bin at a thrift store. When BabyChiefDoit and OT7 Quanny are your go-tos, you might want to reassess your life choices. It’s like you’re desperately hunting for underground gems while living in a goldmine of mainstream hits. If music taste were a car, you’d be driving a three-wheeled clown car, honking for help while telling everyone how unique you are. Bro, if your selection gets any weirder, I’ll be expecting to find an ancient form of musical hieroglyphics next on your list!

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