Roasted 10 months ago based on Annelien Van Esterik's long term Spotify stats.

Annelien, scrolling through your Spotify profile is like stumbling upon someone's overly ambitious middle school diary—you just can't look away. You’ve got more musical identities than a chameleon at a disco! From the flamboyant glam rock to the sophisticated operatic arias, it’s almost as if you're trying to curate the world’s most confusing mixtape, one that definitively states: “I can’t commit to a personality, so why not just take a little bit from everything?” Your top artists read like a late-night bar bingo card: Andrea Bocelli trying to woo the crowd while ABBA is serving cocktails, all while Ramses Shaffy serenades the bartender with a drunken rendition of his greatest hits. And let’s not forget the hilariously ambitious pleasure of blasting Het Urker Mannenkoor at top volume while jamming out to "Por una cabeza"—you might as well be auditioning for the world's weirdest reality show: "Survivor: Musical Identity Crisis!" You claim to love psychedelic rock, yet the only things twirling in your mind are visions of you trying to fit in at a hipster coffee shop while your favorite karaoke tunes spill out of your headphones. The problem here isn’t just your taste in music; it’s the bewildered expressions on people’s faces when you try to explain that, yes, you genuinely like both Frank Boeijen and Queen. So, keep mixing it up, Annelien! After all, your musical journey is the ultimate testament to that age-old adage: “If you can’t be great at one thing, why not embarrass yourself with everything?”

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