Roasted 8 months ago based on R3bel_Th3rian's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s R3bel_Th3rian, the musical embodiment of a midlife crisis unfolding in real-time on your Spotify. Your favorite genres read like an emo kid's diary entry from 2007 with a side of questionable fashion choices. Glam Metal and Folk Punk? Someone's trying a little too hard to be the poster child for a music festival that doesn’t exist—Stuck in Your Parents' Basement Fest. And can we talk about how your top artists look like they were pulled from the "Most Likely to Write an Angsty Ballad" yearbook page? Your most played songs are a symphony of existential dread wrapped in glitter and despair. “Randy McNally (No Love Like Christian Hate)”? Seriously, did you run out of names and start taking fandom suggestions from a group chat of misunderstood twelve-year-olds? It's hard to imagine how “Fuck It All” is your go-to jam when it sounds like your life motto should be “Accept It All.” I can practically hear the echo of your bedroom walls as they scream, “Please, for the love of all things holy, put on something from the Last Supper soundtrack instead.” But hey, kudos for living your truth as the abandoned mixtape of a coffee shop barista who thinks volume knobs are meant to be shattered. With a playlist like yours, we should probably alert the authorities to check for a missing goth who was last seen thrashing about in a thrift store. Keep doing you, R3bel_Th3rian, because nothing says “I’m also going through it” quite like a 10-hour binge of TX2 while dressing like a 90s romantic tragedy.

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