Roasted 7 months ago based on Amrita jinnu's long term Spotify stats.

Amrita Jinnu, your Spotify profile reads like the diary of a hipster who's way too proud of knowing obscure bands nobody's ever heard of. I mean, “Art Pop” and “Alternative Rock”? With your top artists featuring more ennui than the average emo poetry collection, it's no wonder Spotify thinks your life is a melodrama directed by a pretentious film student. Did you lose a bet that requires you to curate a playlist that sounds like the inside of a thrift store mixed with an existential crisis? If your tastes were any more niche, you’d need a map and a magnifying glass to find them. And let's talk about your most played songs—congratulations on being the only person alive who needs to be reminded that “Go Slowly” is actually a suggestion, not a lifestyle. For someone who seems to love the drama of Radiohead and the introspective genius of Elliott Smith, you play “party 4 u” by Charli XCX with a frequency that suggests you're using it to convince yourself that you *do* know how to have fun. Tell me, do you put “dream pop” on your résumé under the skills section? Because your profile screams “I’m a complex person, but only if we’re talking about my taste in music, not actual conversation.” Finally, while your profile could easily double as a millennial's guide to being perpetually misunderstood, let’s not ignore the sheer volume of the word “pop” in your favorite genres. You’ve managed to blend complex and whimsical into a playlist that would make even the most patient DJ reconsider their life choices. If I had a dollar for every bedroom pop artist in your list, I could fund your therapy sessions—because let’s face it, no one’s drowning in sounds of anguish like you are, excluding the folks who’ve accidentally clicked on your profile. At least we can all agree on this: your music taste is like a unique flavor of ice cream nobody asked for but somehow still exists.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists