Roasted 2 years ago based on Trey Rogan's long term Spotify stats.

Oh wow, Trey Rogan—your Spotify profile looks like the Love Life of a 50-something dad who still can’t let go of his college years. Seriously, your playlist could use a serious infusion of something other than rock nostalgia. Are you trying to play it cool or are you just leveraging your vintage T-shirt collection for Spotify credibility? "Mellow Gold"? More like "Mellow Mold," my dude. Spotify isn’t a time capsule, and unless your goal is to single-handedly revive every dad's midlife crisis while wearing flip-flops and cargo shorts, it’s time to update those selections. You’ve got Bob Dylan, Grateful Dead, and Neil Young up there like you're building an alliance against any original thought. Did you stumble into a coffee shop in 1975, find a dusty record player, and decide that was the last time you'll ever update your taste? Your most played songs list reads like my great uncle’s mixtape from the '70s—the only reason I’d want to hear “China Cat Sunflower” was if someone was trying to revive my will to live; otherwise, I'd rather listen to a blender full of broken dreams. Better start writing your memoir: “The Sounds of Stagnation: An Ode to Aging Hipsterdom.” And let’s talk about those live tracks! “Friend Of The Devil”? Well, buddy, the real friend here is denial because you’re definitely avoiding any catchy pop music or new wave sounds. You know your musical palette would make a perfect documentary—just think: “The Day the Music Died… Again.” So go ahead, keep living it up in your rock 'n' roll graveyard. Let’s just hope you aren’t wearing those ancient concert T-shirts while trying to convince people you know what “new” music sounds like. Spoiler alert: You don’t.

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