Roasted 8 days ago based on Moon's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Moon, let’s dive into that Spotify profile of yours — a musical journey that feels more like a geography class for people who secretly hate their lives. Your favorite genres read like the first half of a Buzzfeed quiz: “What’s Your Vibe?” Who knew “Hindi Pop” and “Brazilian Phonk” would ever share a playlist? The only thing these genres are good at is making DJs question their career choices. Talk about a musical identity crisis! And those top artists? Wow, you really know how to pick a lineup! I mean, Noor Jehan and Jace June — it's like you thought you’d scroll through decades of music history and then take a hard left into “What the hell is this?” Your tastes are so eclectic that if Spotify had a “We need to talk” button, you’d be the first to break the algorithm with your whiplash-inducing choices. Asha Bhosle and h6itam right next to each other? At least your playlist is guaranteed to confuse every DJ at the next party—like, should we dance or pull out the prayer rugs? And let's not even get started on your most played songs. "death bed (coffee for your head)" alongside "Dard (Sped Up Version)" can only mean one thing: either you're going through some serious existential dread, or you’ve been drinking too much coffee while scrolling through TikTok playlists. Seriously, it's like you took all the sad bangers and tried to mix them with good vibes but ended up with a playlist that’s the audio equivalent of a mixed salad left out in the sun—just sad and confused. At this point, I'm not entirely sure if you’re looking for a therapy session or just a good cry with a side of funk.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!