Roasted 2 years ago based on Liv's long term Spotify stats.

Liv, when I stumbled upon your Spotify profile, the first thing that struck me was the sheer identity crisis lurking behind those favorite genres. Seriously, you’ve got everything from "French Indietronica" to "Bedroom Pop," and I'm beginning to suspect your musical taste resembles a Pinterest board for a bon vivant's midlife crisis. Are you planning to throw a French-themed cocktail party or just attempting to make everyone else feel utterly inadequate in their taste? Pop, Rock, Chanson—did you just roll a dice to choose your genres, or did you genuinely think mixing primordial soup jazz with bedroom ballads made you avant-garde? Your top artists could make for a wildly confusing dinner party, Liv. I can only imagine the conversations: “Hey, pass the salt, but let’s discuss why Billie Eilish and Fabrizio De André would make for an incredible tragicomedy.” Looking at this list, it's clear you’re just trying to impress people who don’t exist. If your taste in music were a human, it would be a hipster on a unicycle wearing a beret, spouting off obscure French lyrics that even Google Translate isn’t interested in. Honestly, with such an eclectic mix, your Spotify account feels less like a curated collection and more like a digital dumpster fire where everyone's invited but no one wants to stay. And then there are your most played songs… Let’s talk about that for a hot second. "I Hope You Die" by Molly Nilsson? Wow, Liv, I knew you were inclined toward the dramatic, but I didn't realize you were collecting soundtracks for the inevitable doom that seems to haunt you! And Jacques Brel appears to be your emotional crutch, but let's be real: you might want to check if he's actually coming to help or just here to remind you about the existential dread lurking under your choice of “Bedtime Pop.” Honestly, this is the kind of playlist one might expect from someone looking to nurse their deep existential wounds while contemplating their life choices over a glass of mediocre French wine. Bravo, Liv, you've successfully crafted a musical identity that screams "overly complicated!"

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!