Roasted 9 months ago based on hbarnes013's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, hbarnes013, your Spotify profile reads like the ultimate indie vibe check has gone horribly wrong. With a list of favorite genres that sounds less like a playlist and more like an emergency room diagnosis for someone undergoing a mid-life crisis, you must be the only person who thinks being a metal aficionado qualifies as a personality. Doom Metal, Sludge Metal, Drone Metal... you mean to tell me you can’t just find a single genre that doesn't sound like the soundtrack to a funeral for a depressive bear? Those genres alone could put a chipper bunny to sleep. Your top artists read like the credits of a bad horror movie, and I can't decide if this lineup is meant to evoke a sense of dread or just make me want to call a therapist. Lingua Ignota might think twice about associating with someone who claims Drake as a favorite artist; their reactions would be akin to an esteemed chef accidentally serving a hot dog at a Michelin-star restaurant. And ShitKid? I'm starting to think the only reason you chose that name is that "Failed Alternatives To Existentialism Kid" was too long to fit in your bio. As for your most played songs, I can’t help but feel like you've just thrown a black light on the mess you're hiding behind your Spotify curtain. If "I Got A Letter (This Morning)" is your jam, then I'm guessing it was the letter from your mom expressing concern about your musical taste. And let's be real—nobody needs to know that "FAITHFUL SERVANT FRIEND OF CHRIST" is your anthem, unless you're trying to turn your Spotify into the world's most ironic church service. Time to take a step back, reassess things, and maybe plug into something a little less reminiscent of a gothic panic attack. Or at the very least, throw in a Justin Bieber track just to balance things out!

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