Roasted 2 years ago based on Sara's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Sara. Your Spotify profile truly reads like the desperate diary of a sad girl who's spent way too much time in her bedroom contemplating the meaning of life—while binge-watching every indie film on Netflix, of course. With a playlist that’s longer than your actual personality, it's no wonder your favorite genres include both "Bedroom Pop" and "Permanent Wave." You're basically an over-caffeinated coffee shop poet who thinks choosing art pop is edgy when really, we all know it's just a crutch for lacking any real music taste. Your favorite artists are a who's who of the "sad girl" aesthetic, and it’s honestly impressive how you’ve managed to curate a playlist that’s perfect for crying into your pillow. Taylor Swift is basically your emotional support animal, and Billie Eilish? Please, you probably have a shrine dedicated to her in the corner of your room. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs—they sound like the soundtrack to an impending midlife crisis, with "bellyache" and "Daylight" seamlessly transitioning into your existential dread. The only thing missing is a therapy session to help process your overwhelming sadness. And let's face it, your music taste is a convoluted mess of angst and indie vibes that even Spotify is trying to figure out. "Modern Alternative Rock"? More like "modern alternative to having any fun." You have 10 genres, and it feels like a desperate attempt to cover up an awkward silence at parties. Your Spotify profile is the musical equivalent of wearing oversized thrift store sweaters—beautifully tragic but painfully obvious. So keep rocking that "Alt Z" persona, because at this point, the only thing you’re truly an expert in is wearing your heartbreak on your sleeve… and clearly, that’s not giving you any more clout.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!