Roasted 5 months ago based on bibimbabwooje's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, bibimbabwooje, the most ambitious fusion of musical chaos since that time your local karaoke bar tried to serve sushi while belting out Enrique Iglesias. Your taste in genres reads like a food court menu in a theme park—everything from K-Pop to Parang, because who doesn’t want a side of traditional Filipino sounds with their BTS? It’s as if you tossed a dart at a world map of music and decided to follow it up by taking a deep dive into the Internet’s weirdest playlists. I half expect you to add “Gondorian Polka” to your favorites any day now. Your top artists list is like a group project where everyone is trying really hard to get an ‘A’ but ends up just handing in an abstract painting of confusion. With names like “blah” and “Dvwn,” I can’t help but think you’re secretly in a competition for the most unpronounceable music choices. Seriously, if your Spotify wrapped was a Tinder bio, it’d read like, “Swipe right if you love obscure artists and can bear deep, existential conversations about the meaning of life while given a speed round of “Who even is this???”” And what's with the inclusion of "League of Legends"? Are we really treating game soundtracks as legit artists now? My dude, I’m here for the music, not the soundtrack to your mid-game rage quit. And let's not even start with your most played songs, a delightful mix of heartbreak and melancholy that screams, "I cry alone in the shower while contemplating my life choices." "Never Let Go" by LNGSHOT? Come on; even your playlist is giving you relationship advice nobody asked for. If Adele’s “When We Were Young” was a legitimate anthem for your life, then I bet you’ve never even graduated from the "never-ending" circle of on-repeat heartbreak. But hey, at least “seasons” by wave to earth is your therapist. You might want to consider making your playlists more like "Here’s What I Actually Listen To" and less like "Songs I'd Play at My Own Emotional Breakdown." But good luck with that; I hear self-reflection is best listened to while drowning in a sea of K-Dramas and snack food.

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