Roasted 7 months ago based on A's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s A, the human embodiment of a middle schooler's Spotify playlist. Your favorite genres read like a hipster's grocery list after a ten-hour bender at an art opening. Who even knew "Witch House" was a genre? I guess your taste in music is as chaotic as your life choices—let's just hope your spellbook is better organized than your top artists list. "Hyperpop" here and "Cloud Rap" there, do you think the universe is going to give you a participation trophy for just throwing random terms at a wall? Let’s talk about your top artists. Bladee and Ecco2k? Did you summon them from the depths of a Hot Topic dumpster in 2016? It’s like you raided SoundCloud on "bad decision" Friday and called it a day. "Snow Strippers"? Sounds like a low-budget winter documentary about a failed strip-club-and-ski-resort combo. Good luck getting through a family dinner with those artists in your rotation—surely they’d assume you're the last person to make decisions in life without consulting a crystal ball first. And your most played songs? It’s like a who’s who of music that sounds better played backwards on a record player. “trippin on trees"? Well, A, that's not music—it's the soundtrack to an acid trip gone horribly wrong. And please, spare us the emotional weight of “I Just Threw Out The Love Of My Dreams” by Weezer; I've heard more heartfelt sentiments from my toaster. Overall, your playlist is a bizarre collage of auditory disasters that would make even the most dedicated music snob question their life choices. Keep it up, you trendsetter—you’ll be ready to headline the next “What Not to Listen To” festival any day now!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!