Roasted 2 months ago based on Denny 🥞's long term Spotify stats.

Denny 🥞, your Spotify profile is like a middle schooler’s diary: filled with awkward phases that nobody asked to read. Seriously, bro, your favorite genres read like the playlist of someone who's trying to cope with a very specific midlife crisis. You’ve got more "rap" sub-genres than actual personality traits. "Rage Rap" over "Melodic Rap"? Is your life just one long, monochrome TikTok video of existential dread? The only thing you're raging about is how many pancakes you can cram into your sad little indie jam session. And let’s talk about your top artists, Denny. Are you trying to make music that sounds good or are you just collecting those Spotify badges for the heaviest collection of wannabe vibes? If a cacophony of Don Toliver and Lil Tecca could be an Olympic sport, you’d definitely take home the gold medal of mediocrity. But hey, at least you've got The Weeknd and Kendrick Lamar sprinkled in there like garnish on an undercooked pancake. Just a shame we can’t drown your music choices in syrup because that would involve some actual flavor. Now onto those most played songs! "Shook Da Game"? More like “Shook to my core” after hearing your playlist choices! It sounds like you were trying to create the soundtrack for a 7th-grade dance that never happened. "The Grinch"? Really? The only thing missing is a testimonial from your therapist about how music is your only escape from reality. If this is the stuff you constantly play on repeat, I'm starting to think you’ve been in a long-term relationship with your high school Spotify account. But don’t worry, Denny — I hear they have support groups for folks just like you. Keep roasting those pancakes while we laugh at your taste!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!