Roasted 2 years ago based on Archer Smith's long term Spotify stats.

Archer, your Spotify account is like a ghost town—there are more tumbleweeds rolling through your playlist than actual songs. I mean, at this point, I half-expect to find a pair of dusty headphones resting on your profile, longing for some music to breathe life into it. It’s as if your Spotify has taken a vow of silence, hoping to become the next big art installation on minimalism. Come on, buddy, even your mom's mixtape from the '90s has more streams than your account! If your musical taste were any more dormant, we’d have to read it as a cautionary tale in a "How Not to Use Spotify" seminar!

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Spotify Stats & Music Discovery

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8.7MArtists
110.8MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists