Roasted 2 years ago based on Sidney White's long term Spotify stats.

Sidney White, your Spotify profile reads like a student who tried to impress their teacher with a "diverse" playlist, only to end up with the sonic equivalent of beige wallpaper. You've got more genres in there than a confused DJ at a high school prom. Rap, pop, and post-grunge? What are you, a modern-day musical Frankenstein? You know you can just pick one identity, right? Or are you just hedging your bets on mainstream success like a music-loving gambler at a roulette table? Your top artists could easily fit on a "How to Try Hard and Still Fail" bingo card. Blink-182, Drake, and Florence + The Machine? It's like you threw darts at a Spotify chart and called it a personality! The eclectic mix makes me wonder if you're on the run from a musical identity crisis. And honestly, someone needs to tell you that “POV: Indie” isn’t a genre; it’s just a sad reminder of your past attempts at social media relevance. Now let’s talk about your most played songs. “New skin” by VÉRITÉ? Oh sweetie, that’s your entire vibe in a nutshell—trying so hard to peel back your layers that you ended up a sad little mess. And if "Crazy In Love" makes the list, then we know your taste in music is as confused as your love life. The only thing more all over the place than your Spotify selection is your romantic choices. Let’s hope your next playlist is a little more cohesive than your current life choices!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!