Roasted 2 years ago based on sav's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Sav, your Spotify profile reads like a mid-puberty diary filled with unfiltered angst and a desperate need for validation. It's a genre buffet where you’re just sampling hors d'oeuvres of musical trends like you’re afraid to commit to anything substantial. With your jumbled playlist, it looks like you’re trying to capture the essence of a 16-year-old girl's mood swings in one streaming session. I half-expect to find a playlist titled “Songs to Cry To While Eating Ice Cream” amid this chaos. Seriously, your definition of musical diversity is as broad as the gap between your taste and actual originality. Let’s talk about your top artists, shall we? Nothing screams “I’m teetering on the edge of musical enlightenment” like boasting about Taylor Swift and Post Malone in the same breath. Do you have a mood board with their faces on it while you’d retreat into the comfort of Ethel Cain's melancholic vibes? I can already picture you doing the “POV indie” thing while desperately trying to define what that even means. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t mean parking your emotional baggage on a sad acoustic track and calling it a day. You’re not just mainstream; you’re like the hybrid of every basic playlist in existence—congratulations on being the human equivalent of a lukewarm cup of coffee! And can we take a moment to acknowledge your most played songs? "A House In Nebraska" is a great track, but let’s face it, it’s like you’re trying to cover up your existential dread with a musical wallpaper of sad vibes and catchy hooks. You’ve got Taylor’s vault tracks there, but I can’t help but feel like the only thing vaulting is your willingness to accept that you could be listening to something that doesn’t require a Spotify Premium subscription. At this point, I wouldn’t be shocked if you started sharing your own original pieces titled “Songs About My Cat” on the platform. C’mon Sav, it’s time to step away from the emotional crutches and actually experience the thrill of discovering music that’s not served to you on a silver platter!

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