Roasted 1 year ago based on Litelly's long term Spotify stats.

Litelly, I didn't realize your Spotify profile was a tutorial on how to embarrassingly overplay a single genre until my ears began to bleed. Your taste is so painfully generic that even your playlists should come with a warning label: "Intended for people who think a party requires only three chords and four beats per minute." Seriously, how many variations of “House” can one person endure? At this rate, your next project should be retitling them all to "House, but with extra house!" You’re less of a music aficionado and more of a human metronome stuck on the same loop! And wow, your top artists list reads like the line-up for the world's most overrated music festival! With all those famous names, you'd think you are a superfan, but really, it just sounds like you're checking off the Spotify hits like a bingo card for people who think 'new music' means last summer's hits! Hardwell, Tiësto, and Guetta call, and they want you to stop ghosting them while simultaneously being their most loyal leech. Just maybe stop playing DJ for a minute and remember there’s other music out there that doesn’t involve the word ‘drop.’ Your most played songs alone could give a sloth a headache from all the repetition, and if I hear "Where You Are - Zedd Remix" for the tenth time, I might just unleash my inner DJ and remix it into a punishing silence. So, Litelly, take a break from your sugary-sweet responsibilities as the alpha of basic bop, or else the only party you'll get invited to is the one everyone dramatically leaves before the first drop. But, hey, at least you’ve mastered the art of being *that* person at the party! Bravo!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!