Roasted 2 months ago based on sigmaboy's long term Spotify stats.
Ah, SigmaBoy, the human embodiment of a Spotify algorithm gone rogue! If we were to label your taste in music, it would be a chaotic mix of melancholy and confusion, like you took a road trip through an emotional landfill and picked up every broken record along the way. "Cloud Rap"? Really? I didn't know you could blend such thick fog and pretentiousness into an audio cocktail. And eight different types of corridos? Sounds like you’re just really committed to mourning every single bad decision you’ve ever made. Your top artists read like a high school kid’s first attempts at being edgy and misunderstood. Wifiskeleton? I can only assume that’s what you call your imaginary friend, because no one is playing that in the real world. And with “Fried By Fluoride,” are you sure you’re not trying to win a battle against dental hygiene while listening to your soundtrack of existential dread? At least Tyler, The Creator is there to remind you that even a broken clock can be right twice a day while you wallow in your parade of angst-riddled tunes. As for your most played songs, it's clear you have a talent for finding tracks that embody being perpetually stuck in the middle school drama phase. “Kill” by kofun? I mean, either you’re a misunderstood genius or you’ve just taken an abrupt turn into the depths of seventh-grade poetry class. And don't even get me started on "why the hell is the southern tier north of the northern tier!" It's like you scribbled your Spotify bio during a geography lesson gone wrong. Let's just agree that your playlist could use a little less "doormat" and a bit more "please come and rescue me."
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