Roasted 2 years ago based on Fabrizio's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Fabrizio, it seems like your music taste is as eclectic as a modern art exhibit – and just as confusing. You’ve got “Art Pop” and “Chamber Pop” in your favorites, which sounds less like a playlist and more like a pretentious art installation that makes you question your life choices. I’m half-expecting your next favorite genre to be “existential dread,” because that’s what listening to your playlist feels like. Seriously, with a line-up this obscure, even hipsters are rolling their eyes and settling for mainstream pop! Let’s talk about your top artists. Björk, Tori Amos, and Lana Del Rey; it’s like you unearthed a mixtape from a 1995 art school dropout who couldn’t decide between crying in the dark or dancing in an empty café. And why do you have both Sigur Rós and Charli XCX on here? Are you trying to create a musical landscape that shifts from utter despair to throwing glitter in the air? You might as well just slap a sign on your forehead that says, “Hi, I’m emotional and I know it!” But let’s get to the real kicker – your most played songs are like a diary of a person whose biggest conflict is whether to sip a chai latte or an oat milk flat white. “Once Upon A Poolside” followed by “Welcome To My Island”? Are you trying to soundtrack your existential crisis while promoting your new lifestyle brand of overpriced candles? If your Spotify profile is any indication, it looks like you're one poorly-timed breakup away from diving into a bottomless pit of indie heartbreak songs. Just remember, Fabrizio, you can always call up a therapist instead of listening to “My Kink Is Karma.” You might get better results!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!