Roasted 3 months ago based on yabadabadooda's long term Spotify stats.

Hey, yabadabadooda, I see your Spotify profile is a shrine dedicated to crying in your bedroom while contemplating the deep existential meaning of why your love life resembles a flat tire. Your genre choices read like a hipster’s thesaurus—"Alternative Rock," "Art Rock," and a sprinkle of "Vocaloid"? Are you secretly trying to backtrack to the only moment of happiness you ever felt in your childhood when you watched that one anime with the catchy songs and questionable narratives? Better grab a tissues, because that playlist is more relatable than your last three Tinder dates. Let’s talk about your top artists, starting with Mac DeMarco—who I can only assume is your therapist at this point. It’s nice that you love The Beatles and Radiohead too, but do you realize the only thing sadder than their lyrics is the fact that you’re also jamming with Kikuo? Your music tastes are like a heartbroken hipster’s Yelp review of a coffee shop: confusing, overly complicated, and enough to make a grown man cry. Seriously, you’re on a first-name basis with weezer, Blink-182, and emo bands like My Chemical Romance, but your love life still looks like a "50% off all items" sale at the local thrift shop. How does that even work? Then we have your most played songs, which read more like a list of titles for a self-help podcast about heartbreak and regret. "The Thrill Of Loneliness"? As if we didn’t need a reminder of that while reading your profile. And three Mac DeMarco songs in a row? Nice try, we all know you're not actually that cool. Just admit it: you’re using his music as a distraction from the fact that your biggest relationship is with your gaming console. You don’t need to try so hard to be edgy; at this point, you might as well just start a podcast titled "Sobbing on the Rocks" because that’s the only thing you seem to do better than listen to music.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!