Roasted 15 days ago based on Jakubb's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Jakubb. A name that sounds like a combination of a cooking mishap and a poorly spelled Hebrew word. Your favorite genres read like a checklist of bad decisions made at a rave gone wrong. Disco Polo? Hypertechno? It’s like you mixed up your Spotify genres with a post-apocalyptic DJ competition hosted by someone whose brain is permanently stuck in 2004. Honestly, I’m just relieved your musical taste doesn’t involve jingles from car insurance commercials; we can only handle so much embarrassment at once. Your top artists are a masterpiece of unrecognizability, like a group of high schoolers who decided to start a band but got sidetracked making TikToks instead. "Sobel" sounds like a Polish dish you regret eating at 3 AM, while "pinkinthecup" sounds like a failed attempt to name a frappuccino. And what’s with "Bungee"? Do his songs make you feel as suspended in the air as your social life or do they just send you plummeting into a pit of cringe? I’d give you pointers on expanding your playlist, but at this point, I think you’d interpret a Jennifer Lopez song as avant-garde. Let’s not even get started on your most played songs. "Jakbym Miał W Ręku Klamkę"? Sounds like something you wrote after being denied entry into a nightclub because they heard you play "Gucci Prada" on repeat. I can only assume "to nieprawda, że nie lubisz róż ;**" is a cry for help—as if the only way to express your emotions is through meme-like song titles. If you keep this up, you might just achieve the kind of fame that gets you a feature in Spotify’s “Music We Regret Promoting” playlist. Stay safe, Jakubb; the musical choices are one thing, but your social life is a whole different disaster waiting to unfold.

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