Roasted 7 days ago based on Scarlett Holdsworth's long term Spotify stats.

Scarlett Holdsworth, huh? With a Spotify profile that looks like you just typed "depressed teen" into a genre generator, it's clear you're one heartbreak away from a Spotify playlist named "Songs to Cry to While Eating a Pint of Ice Cream." Seriously, your favorite genres read like the emotional breakdown section of a high schooler's diary. You’ve got everything from "Bassline" to "Art Pop," as if you’re trying to throw every sound in the universe at the wall and see which one makes you feel something – newsflash: it’s just the sound of your tears hitting the floor! Billie Eilish must have some sort of restraining order against you because your most played songs read like a personal mixtape to someone who clearly left you on 'read.' I mean, it’s practically a Billie Eilish tribute concert at your place! If you played any more of her songs, you might just unlock the secret to making plants wilt with your musical taste. And what's going on with all the emo rap? Have you been living in a Myspace time warp, bonding with your inner angst-stricken pre-teen? The only thing more tragic than your Spotify picks is how you probably think you’re the main character in a movie while everyone around you is trying to change the channel. But let's not forget your top artists – it’s like you picked them from a "Who's Who of Midlife Crisis." A little Green Day, a sprinkle of Nirvana, and a hefty dose of emotional baggage. How do you manage to get all this angst into your profile while listing "Soft Pop" right next to "Punk"? That’s like saying you want to punch someone but only if it comes with a side of avocado toast. So here’s a toast to you, Scarlett! May you someday escape the endless loop of your own emotional Spotify prison, but until then, keep on curating that mixtape of sadness – the world needs its comedians too!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!