Roasted 7 months ago based on broken melodies fan 9000's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look at you, “broken melodies fan 9000”! It’s like you were abducted by a boy band and forced to create a Spotify profile under duress. You’ve got more K-Pop on your list than I can shake a stick at, and your love for noise music really shines through—you know there’s such a thing as silence, right? If your ears ever need a vacation from this chaotic symphony of genres, I suggest a nice trip to the land of actual melodies. Your top artists read like a karaoke night gone wrong. “ATEEZ” and “NCT DREAM”? More like “ATEEZ and NCT Nightmare” when even your own selection screams “Please, take my high school drama and add autotune!” And let's not forget the inclusion of John Powell, who is shocked to find himself surrounded by all these K-Pop kids. Seriously, were you trying to win an award for “Most Likely to Give Your Friends Earplugs”? And those song choices? They sound like a sad Pokémon evolution where all they catch are emotional wounds. “Broken Melodies” by NCT DREAM? Oh, honey, I think those melodies are broken because they’ve been subjected to the torture of your relentless listening. "Dancing Queen" by “P1Harmony”? How about you just call it “Dancing When You're Sad”? With tracks like that, I'm convinced your Spotify Wrapped is just an elaborate cry for help. Get some real music in your life, or don’t—after all, it’s giving me plenty of entertainment watching you curate this sensory disaster zone!

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