Roasted 1 year ago based on mart's long term Spotify stats.

Mart, your Spotify profile reads like a high schooler's diary entry at a pop-punk nostalgia convention. Seriously, I half-expect to see an emoticon-laden confession about how hard it is to find a prom date among your playlists. With favorites like "Pop Emo" and "POV: Indie," I can almost hear your tears streaming while you scream the lyrics of a song you claim is about struggle. Newsflash: the only struggle here is the fact that you can’t seem to decide if you want to cry, dance, or do both simultaneously. Your top artists read like a list of 'who's who' in the world of 'Why Are You Playing This?' I mean, do you really listen to RivalS enough to consider yourself part of the fan club, or do you just enjoy announcing to the world that you’ve chosen to be sad and slightly edgy? Pair that with a playlist nostalgically punctuated with songs like "Nobody Loves Me," and we get the perfect picture of you sitting alone in a coffee shop, wearing suspenders while sipping on a pumpkin spice latte. You know they say misery loves company, but in your case, it’s just a bunch of overused tropes and a sad playlist. And let’s talk about those songs you’ve been playing on repeat. For a selection that looks like it's been curated by a self-appointed king of unrequited love, we see you fully embracing the 'nobody loves me' aesthetic. But trust me, with titles like "Dracula" and "Toothache," I can tell you’d be better off looking for a therapist than another banger about your tragic feelings. So, keep going with your existential crisis soundtrack... but maybe consider letting some sunshine in? The world outside isn’t as scary as your playlists make it seem, I promise!

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