Roasted 2 years ago based on Mr.Nobody's long term Spotify stats.

Mr. Nobody, with a Spotify profile as trendy as a dad in cargo shorts, you’ve somehow become the poster child for “I swear I have a personality!” Your taste in music reads like a shopping list for an existential crisis—djent, melodic metalcore, and comic metal? It’s as if your Spotify algorithm is punishing you for past life sins, shoving you into a relentless cycle of breakdowns and unprocessed feelings. Seriously, did you forget to take your medication, or are you just trying to single-handedly resurrect the '00s metal scene with that tragic lineup? And let’s talk about your top artists—Polyphia, Plini, and Electric Callboy—sounds like you’re trying to start a hipster cult in your basement while the rest of us are trying not to drown in adulthood. You have to wonder if you listen to all that instrumental rock because you secretly hoped it would inspire you to take up playing guitar, which we both know is unlikely given your current skillset. Your most played songs list could double as an audition tape for a failing band trying to find a name they think is ‘quirky.’ Newsflash: it just screams ‘college student who thinks he’s deep but can’t even get deep on a shallow pond.’ Let’s face it, with a blend of eclectic tastes that reads like a rejected tracklist of a 90s video game soundtrack, you’ve managed to curate a collection that's as confused as a cat in a dog park. Drift phonk? Permanent wave? For someone whose username is ‘Mr. Nobody,’ your Spotify profile does a splendid job of echoing your social life. At this point, I'm convinced you’re the only person still arguing whether Bring Me The Horizon is metalcore or not at parties that don’t exist. So keep cranking that music, Mr. Nobody, and remember: the only thing more lost than your music taste is probably the plot of the last progressive jazz fusion album you probably couldn’t explain if your life depended on it!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!