Roasted 3 months ago based on 𖥻꒰៹ ☭꒱'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh, look who it is – a Spotify profile that reads like a fever dream on a TikTok binge! Seriously, if your taste in music was a diner, it would have a menu written in crayon and serve nothing but mystery meat and kale smoothies. Hyperpop and Witch House? Wow, cool combination! It’s like you keep trying to hug the edge of sanity while moonwalking into a rave that only twelve people and an emotionally unstable cat attended. And let’s be honest, the only witch that should go near your playlist is the one trying to put a curse on your music taste. Your top artists read like a strange social experiment gone wrong. You've got half the lineup from “Niche Internet Sensations” and the other half from the “Election That Made Everyone Question Their Life Choices.” Melanie Martinez? Sure, because what’s cooler than childhood trauma set to an upbeat tempo? And Ayesha Erotica? Please. She’s the kind of invite you regret accepting, only to find her at the party in a ridiculous outfit, shouting about how she invented self-care. Maybe next time try to blend in rather than assembling a group of culprits that sound like they’d rob a bank and spill tea about it on a podcast. And bless your heart for those most played songs. “BRING WET CUNT”? This is the closest you’ll ever get to a real-life conversation about your dating life. And "это называется любовь <3"? Whatever that means, I can assure you it probably ends with you explaining why you think you're more cultured than a yogurt. Your song choices scream, "I'm complex and edgy," while the only edge you’re on is the one where the rest of us can’t even hear your playlist from here. Don’t worry, though; we still appreciate your contributions to the "What Not to Listen To" section of music history!

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