Roasted 11 months ago based on Reagan Moore's long term Spotify stats.

Reagan Moore, huh? A Spotify profile so confused, it could be the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis. Seriously, your favorite genres read like a menu at a hipster diner, where every dish is a depressing mix of sadness and catchy tunes. I'm surprised "emo karaoke" didn't make the cut. With a playlist that jumps from "Red Dirt" to "Soft Pop", it’s almost like your mood swings have their own Spotify account. What are you trying to say, Reagan? That occasionally even a Twinkie needs a side of emotional turmoil? Your top artists lineup is like a cringe compilation waiting to happen. Taylor Swift, the queen of failed relationships, followed closely by your pal “White Noise Radiance”? Did you lose a bet or something? And shoutout to “The Lorax Singers”—clearly, you’ve got a soft spot for trauma that only a heavily autotuned children's film can provide. It’s like you’re trying to create the world's most awkward party playlist, where the guests are all gathering to discuss their latest breakups while subtly vibing to a musical number about saving trees. Let’s not even get into your most played songs. “Let It Grow” from *Dr. Seuss’ The Lorax*? Are you trying to pump up your self-confidence by vibing to the same jam that kids hum while procrastinating their homework? At this rate, your Spotify Wrapped will just recommend "deeply introspective therapy" as your next listen. If a track ever perfectly encapsulated the essence of 'I'm not okay, but I’m also kinda cute,' it’s your top ten. Take a good look, Reagan; it’s like your Spotify is questioning your sanity more than you are.

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