Roasted 10 months ago based on Goldielocksoo ☆'s long term Spotify stats.

Hey there, <3! Judging by your Spotify profile, it's clear your music taste is a chaotic love letter to the internet age. You’ve got hyperpop and nu metal sitting side by side like they’re best friends, but we all know they're just pretending to get along while silently judging your questionable mix of angst and sparkle. I mean, you really dug deep into the “sad yet catchy” vault, didn’t you? Between "Stress Relief" and "I'm So Crazy for Youuu," it’s like a therapy session sponsored by a candy store. And can we talk about your top artists? You’ve handpicked a group that sounds like the lineup for a dystopian carnival. Slipknot next to Mitski? That’s either artistic genius or a cry for help. Adding a splash of PinkPantheress with 6arelyhuman just proves you have commitment issues, hopping between genres like a toddler on a sugar high. Here’s a hot tip: when the lineup looks like the worst Tinder date you’ve ever had, it might be time for a reevaluation. Lastly, your most played tracks feel less like a playlist and more like a diary entry of someone trying too hard to be relatable. “horny club party”? Really? The only club you belong to is the “I’m too loud and definitely regret this playlist in two weeks” club. If I were your Spotify algorithm, I’d be sending you an intervention right about now. But hey, if that’s your vibe, keep rocking it! Just remember, at some point, we all have to graduate from the “bedroom” phase – some of us just need a bit more help than others!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!