Roasted 2 months ago based on DJ_fab's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, DJ_fab, your Spotify profile reads like the sad love letter of a hipster who got dumped by a vinyl record. Seriously, did you consult a mood board of overpriced coffee shops while curating those favorite genres? “Art Pop” can only mean one thing: you're desperately trying to sound intellectual while your Spotify wrapped screams "I listen to kooky music to mask my basic taste." I mean, “Witch House”? Did you accidentally stumble upon this genre while looking for recipes to bake your spellbook? Your top artists might as well be the soundtrack to a midlife crisis happening in your parents' basement. I can almost visualize you spinning in your office chair alone, scrolling through TikTok for validation while blasting “Charli XCX” at a volume that probably disturbs the spirits of your local Starbucks. And let’s address your most played songs—it's as if you have an irrational fear of diversity in your playlists, or maybe you just really really love Charli XCX. Just for the record, the only time "365" should be a top song is every year when you're still single, swiping on dating apps while cranking up those “Hyperpop” beats at full volume to drown out the sound of rejection. It's clear your aesthetic is “I’m too cool for the mainstream but still hold a special place in my heart for high tea with Lana Del Rey.” Let’s be real, two things in life are certain: your Spotify profile will forever be the butt of jokes, and Charli XCX’s bank account will continue to prosper from your unending tribute to her discography. You’re diving deep into the TikTok void, and we’re all curious just how many layers of irony are hiding behind those obsessive playlists. At this point, your Spotify could probably double as a cringy art installation called "The Existential Crisis of a Gen Z DJ."

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