Roasted 2 years ago based on Shakuryon Steward's long term Spotify stats.

Shakuryon Steward, huh? Your Spotify profile reads like the confessionals of someone who still thinks they’re deep for listening to "melancholia" and "corecore." You’ve got a collection of genres so hyper-specific it sounds more like a menu from a hipster café than a playlist. I mean, is "Permanent Wave" a musical genre or just your hairstyle in middle school? At this point, you might as well just start a support group for people who define their identities through obscure music classifications that nobody else cares about. Then there are your top artists, and I can’t help but wonder if they know they're on your profile just to validate your questionable taste. "Take Care" makes up half your top ten like it’s some kind of emotional crutch, clinging to you as you navigate the murky waters of being a walking midlife crisis in the body of a college student. I respect the boldness it takes to turn "Teen Suicide" into your personal soundtrack—why live your life when you can just vibe out to existential dread like it’s revelatory? And what’s with your most played songs? It’s like you dug through the depths of SoundCloud's “sad boy” genre until you hit buried treasure—only to find out it was just a bunch of broken dreams and “please don’t leave” throwbacks from your last two relationships. You know, they say music is an escape, but your playlist sounds more like a hostage situation. Here’s a tip: try adding a little diversity to your playlist. Who knows, you might actually enjoy something that doesn’t make you want to cry into your kombucha!

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