Roasted 2 years ago based on Chris Sternquist's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Chris Sternquist, what a nostalgic trip you’ve decided to take the world on with your Spotify profile. Your favorite genres read like the Spotify equivalent of putting on a mullet wig and calling it a fashion statement. Who knew someone could possess such a profound love for country music and simultaneously brag about being into "underground hip hop"? Sounds to me like your musical taste is simply a mid-life crisis waiting to happen. Is it too much to ask for you to pick a lane? Your top artists list is merely an exercise in contradictions. You've got Eminem and Post Malone repping the rap game alongside more country artists than a bonfire BBQ. If Toby Keith and Lil Pump had a child raised on trucker hats and TikTok, they would probably sound like you—a walking embodiment of musical confusion. Just admit it: you're all in for the vibes, and the vibes honestly need directions. Looking for the soul of hip hop while hoedowning to Kane Brown? You might want to keep that under wraps the next time you're trying to impress someone... or anyone, really. And don’t even get me started on your most played songs list. Eight tracks by $uicideboy$? It’s impressive, really, how you’ve dedicated more time to moody rap than most of us dedicate to actual therapy sessions. “For the Last Time?” Does that mean you’re finally walking away from the sad boy playlist saga? I can only imagine your next Tinder date will be watching you awkwardly play “Houdini” while trying to cast a spell on your love life. Best of luck with that, because if your Spotify profile is any indication, those playlists will be the least of your worries when it comes to romance.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!