Roasted 2 years ago based on edwin's long term Spotify stats.
Oh look, it’s 3dw1n, the self-appointed hip hop connoisseur with more genre confusion than your average middle schooler at a school dance. How do you even manage to drop “slacker rock” right next to “hardcore hip hop”? Your playlist looks more like an existential crisis than a coherent musical journey. It’s like you took a soul-searching trip through every corner of your Spotify recommendations and decided to collect the musical equivalent of a junk drawer. Go ahead, mix Gangsta rap with bedroom pop – I hope your speakers are ready for the chaos. And then there are your top 10 artists, which read like a hipster bingo card. Tyler, The Creator and Kanye West are on the list—congratulations, you’ve officially checked every trendy box since 2015. But when your top artist is literally called “Madvillain,” it's a tad ironic that you're still waiting for his next release in 2035 to step up your music game. Also, shoutout to those brooding lyrics in “My Love Mine All Mine,” which you probably misinterpret as profound while in reality, they’re just speaking your relationship history in a language you’ll never understand: “I’m not looking for love, I’m just searching for snacks.” Now, let’s talk about your most played songs. Who needs a therapist when you can crank “Money Trees” on repeat and pretend that your financial struggles vanish into thin air? And “Hoe Cakes”? Classic choice. It’s really the only thing that could bridge the vast and lonely gap between your ambitions and actual achievements. But honestly, if “See You Again” is still a top jam for you, maybe it’s time to stop reviewing funeral playlists for insights and start living in the present. Just a thought, my dude.
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