Roasted 2 months ago based on isaacs last stash's long term Spotify stats.

Welcome to Isaac's Last Stash, where the musical tastes are as hipster as they come and the vibes are so chill, they might just freeze over. I mean, come on—who knew jazz could have more sub-genres than there are people at an EDM festival? Your profile reads like a Yelp review for the most pretentious coffee shop in town, and it's honestly hard to tell if you’re trying to create a playlist or serve an off-Broadway production of “The Sad Life of a Sad Jazz Enthusiast.” I half-expect your bio to say, "I drink artisanal teas and sob while I sip." Your top artists are a slick collection of smooth saxophonists and obscure indie artists who even Google hasn’t heard of. Seriously, Chet Baker? More like "Can you believe this guy isn't even cool enough for vinyl." And Stan Getz? You might as well give up social engagement entirely; you're not listening to music, you’re on a quest for the most obscure sounds that even your friends can’t hate on because they don't know what you're talking about. It's like you’re trying to win a contest for the most likely to be lonely at a jazz club—congratulations, you’ve officially clinched that title. As for your most played songs, bless your heart. "I Get Along Without You Very Well" is a nice way to express that you’re single yet again. I can see it now: you and your comforting tunes just swirling around together, completely avoiding the concept of a social life. Keep it up, buddy; you're one sad ballad away from becoming the main character in a PBS documentary called “Jazz and the Art of Isolation.” Just remember that while you're discovering amazing sounds from around the world, the only thing you might actually draw in is a cat.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!