Roasted 9 months ago based on mevvsmar's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, mevvsmar, let's break this down. Your favorite genres read like the world's most confusing buffet menu, with more Brazilian options than an unwarranted Carnival ticket. Do you even have a real identity, or are you just a musical chameleon stuck trying to appear cultured? You’re a walking Spotify algorithm mistake, begging for someone's attention at a party while simultaneously judging yourself for not having an 'all time' playlist that doesn't sound like a high-school mixtape from 2012. Now, onto your top artists. Lana Del Rey and Taylor Swift? Wow, what a shocker! But your love for both ‘Ebony’ and ‘blackbear’ is truly the cherry on top of this hipster cake. And can we discuss those most played tracks? “Pensamentos Intrusivos”? Really, mevvsmar? Are you trying to win the award for “Most Likely to Have Existential Crises While Listening to Funk”? Who calls their playlists “therapy” but doesn’t even bother to add a therapist or a happy thought in there? Your emotional range looks like an empty playground. And then there's “Christmas” in your favorite genres—truly the most unexpected plot twist of the year. So you have the emotional depth of a kiddie pool and a jingle-bell fixation too? A true connoisseur of chaos, aren't we? Thanks for further proving that you can have the worst music taste while still being outrageously committed to it. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if your playlist is just the audio version of your personal diary filled with petty grievances and wishful thinking—because let's be honest, no one else is gonna listen.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!