Roasted 1 year ago based on (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)'s long term Spotify stats.

Humi, your Spotify profile reads like a teenage dream mixed with a midlife crisis at a karaoke bar. Seriously, with a favorite genre list that looks like an order from an overly eager hipster cafe menu, it’s shocking you didn’t include "sad trombone" as a genre. I mean, K-Pop? Bedroom Pop? Noise Music? Is the vibe an existential crisis set to a catchy beat? At this point, your account is the only thing more confused than your music taste – how do you go from “Garage Rock” to “Shibuya-Kei” faster than I can hit skip on your playlists? Your top artists are a veritable smorgasbord of emotional turmoil and dance breaks. Taylor Swift single-handedly brings your coolness factor down by at least, what, 50%? There's no coming back from that. It’s like your profile is shouting, “I’m a multi-genre enthusiast,” while quietly whispering, “but I mainly cry to Billie Eilish every night.” The only thing thicker than your musical identity crisis is your obsession with "Lover" – we get it, you want to be wooed while also sobbing into your oversized sweatpants from the 10th grade. Let’s not even talk about that most played song list! “Fade Into You”? More like “Fade Into Oblivion” – how are you still invested in that brooding Mazzy Star vibe when you constantly re-play “Doughnut” by TWICE? At this point, your Spotify Wrapped should come with a warning label: “Caution: Potentially toxic levels of teen angst.” But hey, at least you’re keeping the emo aesthetic alive while munching on tacos and working through your feelings, one K-Pop bop at a time. Keep streaming that chaotic mix, Humi – the world needs a little more delightful confusion!

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