Roasted 1 year ago based on Zwebbhead's long term Spotify stats.

Zwebbhead, your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by a teenager who just discovered music last week—except it's clear you’ve been curating this disaster since 2003. "Britpop" and "Madchester"? Chill, we get it, you're still mourning the ‘90s. It's a good thing Oasis is no longer making music because they would have to face the brutal reality that even their most loyal fans have probably moved on to Therapy Rock or Adult Contemporary. Meanwhile, your eclectic blend of "Gangster Rap" and "Garage Rock" feels less like a personal taste and more like someone threw a block party at a hipster diner with no sound system. But honestly, ma'am, how do you expect to keep a social life jamming out to “The Black Keys” and “Miles Kane” on repeat? Your top song list reads like a "Who's That Again?" game, no one knows who these obscure artists are unless you're a local barista. Good luck trying to impress anyone at a party; they're going to walk away thinking you’re a hipster who claims to “love all music” while priding yourself on your indie prowess. Spoiler alert: You don't. You just love the idea of pretending you know something about music from your 2006 “artsy phase.” And let's not even get started on your “most played songs.” “Tangerine” could literally be the name of a juice box, and “Love On The Line” is what I imagine your ex would say when they get a whiff of your playlist. If only streaming platforms offered a “please stop” button, your friends would be smashing it in no time. Here's some advice: maybe swap out “Garage Rock” for some “Life Advice Rock”—you need it. Don’t worry; there is still hope! Just unlock that dusty pop playlist you’ve buried deep in your library and briefly step out of the 'Your Favorite Shows Are on BBC' bubble you're trapped in.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!