Roasted 1 year ago based on reb's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, Reb! Your Spotify profile is like a mixtape made by a confused robot that just learned how to use the shuffle button. I mean, with a favorite genres list longer than a CVS receipt, it’s like you slapped the “adulting” button and decided to pick one track from every mood swing you’ve ever had. "Rap," "Indie," "Classic Rock," and "French Pop"? I don't know if you're musically curious or just trying to confuse the universe into liking you. And let’s talk about your top artists. Taylor Swift and Frank Ocean share the same playlist and yet somehow have drastically different vibes. You’re like a friendship bracelet-wearing hipster that got lost in a multiverse where everyone has an existential crisis at least once a week. Seriously, with the range you’re rocking, it feels like you went to a music festival and just collected all the wristbands without actually staying for the headliners. Just when I think I understand you, I see "Doja Cat" and "classical vibes with Michael Giacchino" in the same breath, and I’m questioning every life choice leading up to this moment! And then we have your most played songs: titles that sound more like tranquilizer prescriptions than actual tracks. I’m sorry, but “The Sound of Myself” and “New Home (Slowed)” are giving me serious ‘please call for help’ vibes. I’m half-expecting to see “Dear Diary” posts following them to fully grasp the emotional meltdown. But don’t worry, Reb! Your taste is as eclectic as it is indecipherable, and I’m just here for the unintentional comedy. Keep being you, and maybe one day you’ll unlock the secret to a coherent playlist!

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