Roasted 1 year ago based on fern_edgar's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, Fern Edgar, the living embodiment of a Spotify playlist that desperately wants to blend street cred with brunch vibes. With a selection of genres that reads more like a desperate list of Buzzfeed articles, you’ve got everything from “Conscious Hip Hop” to “Pop Rap”—a mix so confused even Google Maps wouldn’t know how to find you. It’s like you threw a dart at a genre board and called it a day. Seriously, you have more genres than friends, and we all know which one will win: the one you roll your eyes at while nodding along to your third Drake breakup song of the evening. Your top artists list screams “I want to seem cultured!” but let’s be real here. You’ve picked the most mainstream choices that are basically the streaming platform's version of McDonald's: safe, overdone, and probably playing in the background of every single coffee shop you’ve ever visited. Drake, J. Cole, and Tyler, The Creator? Well, congratulations, you've found the three dudes every other hip hop fan hangs posters of on their wall. It’s about as edgy as a butter knife at a picnic. Does picking them make you feel deep, or does it just leave you further out to sea in a tidal wave of basicness? And then there are your most played songs—what a playlist! It’s like you decided to curate a soundtrack for your next existential crisis while dressed in thrift store chic. “Still Standing” is your mantra, I guess, proving that you have what it takes to keep going despite the fact that your playlist is about as innovative as a rotary phone. If you ever need a reminder that you’re still among the living, just crank up “Do For Love” once more; it might be the only love you’ve got in those lonely hours of post-Netflix binge. Keep on vibing, Fern—just try not to trip over your own pretensions on the way there.

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