Roasted 8 months ago based on SpongeBob's Mum's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s SpongeBob’s Mum, the proud curator of the “I love Afro-categories” playlist. Seriously, how many different variations of Afrobeats can one person handle? It’s like you stumbled into a genre store and thought, “Why not grab ‘em all?” If you were any more into Afrobeats, you’d have to start registering them as dependents on your taxes. At this point, your Spotify is just one long, desperate cry for help wrapped up in a dash of rhythm and a whole lot of confusion. And can we talk about those top artists? I mean, GIVĒON and Tems? Nice picks, if you’re trying to signal to the universe that you’ve grown from toddler shows into angsty adult drama. But seriously, you’ve got more GIVĒON on your list than actual friendship connections. It’s like you’ve been trying to manifest the “perfect love life” with his melodies while your own Tinder profile reads like a sad scrolling of memes about being busy with “self-discovery.” Spoiler alert: if your dating profile has as many R&B references as your Spotify, you're gonna stay single longer than that one aunt at family gatherings. And gurrl, those most played songs are a riot! I’ve seen children’s lullabies with more variety than your top ten tracks. “TWENTIES” and “RATHER BE”? You’re either in a quarter-life crisis or you’re just jamming to themes that scream, “My regrets can’t keep me up at night!” And who are these mysterious artists like Wademix and Faceless? Are those even real? Your Spotify looks like a quest log for hipster underlings and non-existent friends. When your Spotify is more obscure than your Netflix recommendations, maybe it’s time to reevaluate your life choices. But hey, keep vibing, SpongeBob’s Mum—just remember, even cartoons have character arcs!

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