Roasted 2 years ago based on fwNnick's long term Spotify stats.

fwNnick, huh? More like fwNneed to diversify my Spotify profile. It looks like you gathered every single subgenre of rap that makes your parents shake their heads in disapproval. “Sigilkore”? Really? Is that what you listen to while pretending to be the main character in a mythical fantasy about a pig farming ninja? I'm surprised you don't have "emo rap" on here because I can practically hear the broken heart sobs in your playlist from miles away. Your top artists read like a Craigslist ad for a warehouse party gone wrong. “Acid Souljah” is your number one? I can only imagine the poor decision-making that led to that choice. Has he ever tried to be an artist or is he just someone you know from a heated forum discussion about Caterpillar tractors? And "Comethazine"? That feels like a symptom after a spicy burrito, not an artist. It’s almost as if your entire music taste is just a soundtrack for your existential crisis. As for your most played songs, I didn't realize Spotify had a dedicated section for “music to accomplish absolutely nothing to.” “Cashapp,” “Cell Phone,” and “Gotta Blast”? With those choices, you're one bad day away from starting a TikTok about how you’ve also considered getting a face tattoo. Honestly, you should consider switching to audiobooks at this point; they might actually help you discover new interests that don’t involve angst and questionable vocabulary! Keep hitting "shuffle" for the sake of humanity, fwNnick, because you’re one cringe song away from a serious intervention.

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