Roasted 1 year ago based on yess's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s yess, the reigning champion of Spotify’s “I-can’t-make-up-my-mind” playlist. One minute you're bouncing to reggaeton, and the next you’re sobbing over Mitski's heartbreak anthems. With a catalog that looks like an identity crisis in a club, it’s no wonder your friends describe your music taste as “very… eclectic,” which is basically just a polite way of saying they’d rather listen to elevator music than endure your shuffling nightmares. Let’s talk about your top artists. Melanie Martinez? That’s cute. It’s like if child star therapy sessions had a soundtrack. And Taylor Swift? Honey, if you’re still playing “Mr. Perfectly Fine,” you might want to rethink your dating life—or lack thereof. Your top song choices suggest a personality as confused as your Spotify wrapped—do you want to party or have a breakdown? You can't be waiting for Bad Bunny to save your social life while aggressively vibing to K-Pop; it’s giving ‘unsolicited mixtape in a romantic comedy’ energy. But props on your most played songs!* You’ve brilliantly combined tunes that could cater a Latin dance, serenade an ex, and soundtrack your third-day-in-a-row binging of a K-drama into one glorious mess. If “Lejos de Ti” is about missing someone, I think we all know who it’s about—you, my friend, can’t even decide if you want to cry or twerk, and it’s a miracle your Spotify hasn't started a support group for your indecisiveness yet. Have fun on your sound trip through chaos, but I should warn you: the only place this playlist is leading you is straight to a karaoke night filled with regrets.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!