Roasted 1 year ago based on oliver carner's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it's Oliver Carner, the walking Spotify algorithm that somehow mistook a midlife crisis for a music taste. With a favorite genre lineup that’s a cross between a high school emo phase and a Russian hipster café, it's clear your playlists are just as confused as your fashion choices. You’ve got 'Rock' and 'Nu Metal' fighting for dominance like they’re in a bad church revival, while 'Permanent Wave' and 'Dream Pop' are quietly sobbing in the corner, begging for a chance to shine. Let’s not ignore that top artist list, where half of the names are either British or Russian. Congratulations, Oliver! You've officially created the ultimate soundtrack for a sad 90s indie film that never got made. I mean, it takes a special kind of commitment to repeatedly bow down at the altar of The Cure and Radiohead—as if you’re not actively working against your own happiness. You’ve turned sadness into a culinary dish, and the only dish you're serving is a mix of tears and deep existential dread. And those most played songs? Wow, talk about a broken record. With The Cure leading the charge in your favorites, I can’t decide if I should feel sorry for you or just hand you a box of tissues. You’ve played "One Hundred Years" more times than you’ve probably considered a career change. Maybe it’s time to branch out? Or better yet, why not dive into feel-good music like anything that doesn’t make you contemplate your life decisions while blasting it at max volume in a dark room? But hey, who needs happiness when you have a Spotify playlist as deep as your emotional baggage?

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