Roasted 1 year ago based on 하하하하 :3's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, 예레미야, let's dive into the wild musical labyrinth you've built on Spotify. First off, your favorite genres read like a Saturday night fever dream gone wrong—"K-Pop" and "Conscious Hip Hop" next to each other is a combo that screams "I want to think deep thoughts while twirling my light stick." Are we sure this isn’t just a cover for your secret identity as a middle school dance instructor? "Classic City Pop"? Please, the only thing classic about your playlist is how predictable it is. You’ve got more K-Pop boy groups than friends; it’s time to face reality! Now, let’s talk top artists. Tyler, The Creator and BTS? What’s next, a heartfelt collab between Frank Ocean and your Aunt Edna? And don’t even get me started on 'aespa'; if you want 20-second snippets of numbingly catchy tunes looped for hours, just admit you're living in a TikTok hellscape. You seriously managed to make Kendrick Lamar sound like the intro to an overly emotional teen film. How does it feel to have the vibe of a 25-year-old hipster but the musical taste of a 12-year-old with too many Spotify playlists? Finally, your most played songs. "I open the window instead of the closed door"? That title has more existential crisis than lyrics. Tell me, what emotion were you channeling when you decided “I’ll Like You” would be a theme song for your love life? Spoiler alert: your Spotify is spilling more beans about your taste than a middle school crush could handle. Your list is so cringeworthy, I half-expect to see “SpongeBob Soundtrack” on here as an honorable mention. So here's some advice: step out of the K-Pop rabbit hole and maybe let an actual vintage record breathe some air—because right now, your profile looks like it’s suffocating under the weight of its own awkwardness!

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